I would like to say Good Game Gentlemen and +107 to keep drugs off kids like team 1 dynasty.
This was a great game. The first round we capped within the first five minutes after that, we all went woohoo’d and started rocking out to ACDC. We partied too soon and soon we struggled. As so we struggled we became fierce. But our fierceness was not enough because of their sniper shots across the map starts flying in, hitting xman mostly. But Sniper starts sprinting in the road, facing countless enemies. He starts using his battle cry “For king and country!” he stabs and he swings and with all his might he kills the enemies but then a cowardly shot came to him from above and he fell beautifully in the soils of the road. But then here comes digger, so exhausted. But he never gave up and swore revenge for Snipers death. And then all of the sudden one of our players wasn’t feeling well. Oh how Infamous caught a rare disease called timed out. And then they captured the objectives and decided the match for their own taking.
The 2nd round it was like déjà vu. We capped the within the first five minutes and celebrated by woohooing again and once again rocking out to ACDC. But then sensation the magician pulled out a trick out of nowhere and killed us all and captured all of our flags. This was when we need to stop woohooing and start owning. When digger came out under a rock he started to prove his worthiness to Dynasty: AfterDeath. Even Sniper was astonished by his amazing skills. Agent our fearless leader came about and with one swing of his bayonet he killed hundreds and upon hundreds of our enemies. Everyone in our match was going ape shit of how Agent killed the whole team and holding down road. From then on we struggled and we struggled but then one of our players caught the rare disease of timed out. Oh redace why redace what did you do? But then he recovered and started shooting and stabbing at the enemy. But then during that opportunity they capped on us twice. So we got our shit together and we capped and capped till our hearts were satisfied, until we couldn’t cap anymore so that we hold 2 positions and won by 107.
-Mark Humes
51st*USA over -=HAL=-
Stardate 10694.7
As the USS Enterprise entered sector 413 at warp speed, with long range scanners showing no life forms they decided to survey the planet. An away party of the USS Enterprise beamed onto the planet of bg_road. Captain John Luc Picard, who lead Seven of Nine, Sulu, Scotty, and a Klingon noticed that the planet did have life forms. They set their Muskets to phase and Bayonets to kill. The individuals on the planet were dressed in Red, they attacked the away party. The team utilized their training and tactics and by the end of first half of the battle they were winning the battle. As the second battle began the Sides changed and the Hostiles dressed in Blue, they continued to attack the away party and in a change of tactic brought in a Borg. Elvis of Borg attacked the away party and tried to assimilate them. The Away Party had not expected this and called the Enterprise for reinforcements. The Enterprise sent in their commandos, Barack Obama, Kim Jong-il, Stephen Harper, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and George W. Bush. Obama helped bring in change while Kim Jong-il launched long range missiles. Schwarzenegger used his bowflex and crushed his opposition. George Bush used his exemplary Language skills to write a strongly worded memo to the Indigenous people. By the end of the battle, the Away team and the Commandos were losing the battle but they had done quite a number on the people. They messaged the USS Enterprise and beamed off the planet. They had won the battle. John Luc Picard then set course to the sector of bg_ambush for drinks and hookers.
- John Luc Picard
ЯĐ over [S.S.]
A lovely match, as should be expected from EM.
MVP:BlueBloons.
