As the USS Enterprise entered sector 413 at warp speed, with long range scanners showing no life forms they decided to survey the planet. An away party of the USS Enterprise beamed onto the planet of bg_road. Captain John Luc Picard, who lead Seven of Nine, Sulu, Scotty, and a Klingon noticed that the planet did have life forms. They set their Muskets to phase and Bayonets to kill. The individuals on the planet were dressed in Red, they attacked the away party. The team utilized their training and tactics and by the end of first half of the battle they were winning the battle. As the second battle began the Sides changed and the Hostiles dressed in Blue, they continued to attack the away party and in a change of tactic brought in a Borg. Elvis of Borg attacked the away party and tried to assimilate them. The Away Party had not expected this and called the Enterprise for reinforcements. The Enterprise sent in their commandos, Barack Obama, Kim Jong-il, Stephen Harper, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and George W. Bush. Obama helped bring in change while Kim Jong-il launched long range missiles. Schwarzenegger used his bowflex and crushed his opposition. George Bush used his exemplary Language skills to write a strongly worded memo to the Indigenous people. By the end of the battle, the Away team and the Commandos were losing the battle but they had done quite a number on the people. They messaged the USS Enterprise and beamed off the planet. They had won the battle. John Luc Picard then set course to the sector of bg_ambush for drinks and hookers.
- John Luc Picard
ЯĐ over [S.S.]
A lovely match, as should be expected from EM.